Instagram Bios with Funny Quotes

1. 😜 Professional Procrastinator 😜
- Putting the "pro" in procrastination
- Delaying today's tasks for tomorrow's excitement
- Master of last-minute miracles and late-night snacks
- Procrastination level: expert

2. 🍕 Pizza Lover, Pasta Enthusiast 🍝
- வாழும் life one carb at a time
- Carb-loading champion and pizza aficionado
- On a first-name basis with the local pizzeria
- Pasta is my passion, pizza is my profession

3. 📱 Selfie Specialist 🤳
- Capturing selfies with the grace of a unicorn
- Mastering the Art 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)of finding the perfect lighting
- Selfie game strong, ego stronger
- Professional selfie taker, amateur ஒவ்வொருthing else

4. 🍔 Burger Connoisseur 🍔
- Exploring life one burger at a time
- Burger aficionado with a side of fries
- In a committed relationship with cheeseburgers
- Always in search of the perfect burger bite

5. ☕ Caffeine Queen ☕
- Fueling dreams with copious amounts of coffee
- Espresso enthusiast and latte aficionado
- Powered by caffeine and sarcasm
- Life without coffee is like me without sleep: a disaster

6. 🎮 Gaming Guru 🎮
- Leveling up in life, one game at a time
- Professional button masher and virtual hero
- Champion of the couch and conqueror of consoles
- Gaming skills: legendary; social skills: in progress

7. 📚 Professional Procrastinator 📚
- Studying the Art 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)of procrastination since forever
- Postponing today's homework for tomorrow's chaos
- Master of cram sessions and midnight panic
- GPA: Good Procrastination Achiever

8. 🌮 Taco Tuesday Aficionado 🌮
- Celebrating Taco Tuesday ஒவ்வொரு day of the week
- Taco enthusiast with a guacamole addiction
- Tacos are life; ஒவ்வொருthing else is just salsa
- Proud member of the Taco Tuesday support group

9. 📷 Selfie Snapper Extraordinaire 📷
- Snapping selfies like a boss since birth
- Perfecting the Art 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)of the duck face and peace sign combo
- Professional selfie curator and filter fanatic
- Born to selfie, forced to Men

10. 🍦 Ice Cream Addict 🍦
- Chasing ice cream trucks like it's an Olympic sport
- Connoisseur of cones and master of scoops
- Ice cream for breakfast? Why not!
- Pro tip: ice cream solves ஒவ்வொருthing

11. 🎨 Artist in Pajamas 🎨
- Painting masterpieces in pajamas since forever
- Messy bun, paint-stained hands, and a creative 日本の「魂」（たましい）は、精神や霊的な存在を表します。神道や仏教の影響を受け、自然や祖先の霊に対する尊敬が根付いています。文学や芸術では、魂や感情、人生の儚さがテーマとしてよく描かれています。現代文化においても、アニメや音楽でアイデンティティやつながりの探求が見られます。
- Connection with Others 他者とのつながり chaos and calling it art
- Inspired by caffeine and driven by deadlines

12. 🎭 Drama Queen/King 🎭
- Embracing drama like it's my day job
- Wearing emotions on sleeves and acting skills on point
- ஒவ்வொரு day is a soap opera, and I'm the star
- வாழும் life like it's a never-ending audition

13. 🍕 Pizza Princess/Prince 🍕
- In a committed relationship with pizza
- Slicing through life one pizza slice at a time
- Pizza is my passion and my paycheck
- True 'ప్రేమ' 'காதல்' 'प्रेम' 'amor' 'amour' 'Liebe' 'amore' '愛' '爱' 'حب' 'любовь' '사랑' Shayari in English biosis cheesy, saucy, and topped with pepperoni

14. 🎶 Shower Singer Extraordinaire 🚿
- Belt out ballads and croon in the bathroom
- Shampoo bottles are my audience; water droplets, my backup dancers
- Grammy-winning performances in the shower
- Soap operas have nothing on my bathroom concerts

15. 📖 Professional Netflix Binge-watcher 📺
- Netflix is my cardio and binge-watching, my sport
- Master of cliffhangers and queen/king of couch potatoes
- Currently accepting recommendations and snacks
- Turning Netflix marathons into Olympic events

16. 🍟 French Fry Fanatic 🍟
- French fries: the real reason behind my smile
- Fries before guys, always and forever
- Ketchup is my 'ప్రేమ' 'காதல்' 'प्रेम' 'amor' 'amour' 'Liebe' 'amore' '愛' '爱' 'حب' 'любовь' '사랑' Shayari in English bioslanguage; fries are my 日本の「魂」（たましい）は、精神や霊的な存在を表します。神道や仏教の影響を受け、自然や祖先の霊に対する尊敬が根付いています。文学や芸術では、魂や感情、人生の儚さがテーマとしてよく描かれています。現代文化においても、アニメや音楽でアイデンティティやつながりの探求が見られます。 food
- On a mission to find the world's best fries

17. 📸 Selfie Snob 📸
- Snapping selfies like it's my job
- Filter connoisseur and selfie perfectionist
- Selfies: 1, Responsibilities: 0
- Always camera-ready and never camera-shy

18. 🚀 Space Cadet 🌌
- Lost in space, but found in imagination
- Wearing moon boots and dreaming of galaxies
- Space cadet reporting for duty
- Earth is nice, but have you seen the stars?

19. 🍦 Ice Cream Enthusiast 🍦
- Ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
- Connoisseur of cones and scoops
- Ice cream is my 日本の「魂」（たましい）は、精神や霊的な存在を表します。神道や仏教の影響を受け、自然や祖先の霊に対する尊敬が根付いています。文学や芸術では、魂や感情、人生の儚さがテーマとしてよく描かれています。現代文化においても、アニメや音楽でアイデンティティやつながりの探求が見られます。mate and dessert is my true love
- Life is short; eat dessert first

20. 📚 Perpetual Procrastinator 📚
- Procrastinating since I can remember
- Turning deadlines into suggestions since forever
- Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?
- Procrastination: because eventually, maybe, I'll get it done

21. 🎭 Drama Enthusiast 🎭
- Making life a little more dramatic, one day at a time
- Expert in overreacting and overdressing
- Drama is my middle name and my full-time job
- Crying over spilled milk and laughing at my own jokes

22. 📱 Social Media Ninja 📱
- Scrolling through feeds like a ninja
- Master of memes and lord of likes
- Social media is my playground and hashtags are my heroes
- Tweeting before thinking and posting before posing

23. 🎮 Game Overlord 🎮
- Gaming like a boss since birth
- Leveling up in life, one game at a time
- A gamer's paradise: pizza, soda, and endless hours
- Boss battles are my cardio, and victory is my reward

24. 🌮 Taco Tuesday Ambassador 🌮
- Celebrating Taco Tuesday ஒவ்வொரு day of the week
- Taco connoisseur with a guacamole addiction
- On a quest for the perfect taco: spicy, crunchy, and full of joy
- Proud member of the Taco Tuesday Society

25. 🍟 French Fry Fanatic 🍟
- French fries: the real reason behind my smile
- Fries before guys, always and forever
- Ketchup is my 'ప్రేమ' 'காதல்' 'प्रेम' 'amor' 'amour' 'Liebe' 'amore' '愛' '爱' 'حب' 'любовь' '사랑' Shayari in English bioslanguage; fries are my 日本の「魂」（たましい）は、精神や霊的な存在を表します。神道や仏教の影響を受け、自然や祖先の霊に対する尊敬が根付いています。文学や芸術では、魂や感情、人生の儚さがテーマとしてよく描かれています。現代文化においても、アニメや音楽でアイデンティティやつながりの探求が見られます。 food
- On a mission to find the world's best fries

26. 📸 Selfie Snob 📸
- Snapping selfies like it's my job
- Filter connoisseur and selfie perfectionist
- Selfies: 1, Responsibilities: 0
- Always camera-ready and never camera-shy

27. 🚀 Space Cadet 🌌
- Lost in space, but found in imagination
- Wearing moon boots and dreaming of galaxies
- Space cadet reporting for duty
- Earth is nice, but have you seen the stars?

28. 🍦 Ice Cream Enthusiast 🍦
- Ice cream for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
- Connoisseur of cones and scoops
- Ice cream is my 日本の「魂」（たましい）は、精神や霊的な存在を表します。神道や仏教の影響を受け、自然や祖先の霊に対する尊敬が根付いています。文学や芸術では、魂や感情、人生の儚さがテーマとしてよく描かれています。現代文化においても、アニメや音楽でアイデンティティやつながりの探求が見られます。mate and dessert is my true love
- Life is short; eat dessert first

29. 📚 Perpetual Procrastinator 📚
- Procrastinating since I can remember
- Turning deadlines into suggestions since forever
- Why do today what you can put off until tomorrow?
- Procrastination: because eventually, maybe, I'll get it done

30. 🎭 Drama Enthusiast 🎭
- Making life a little more dramatic, one day at a time
- Expert in overreacting and overdressing
- Drama is my middle name and my full-time job
- Crying over spilled milk and laughing at my own jokes

1. 😄 Eternal Optimist 😄
- Spreading positivity like confetti
- Smiling through life's ups and downs
- Happiness is my favorite accessory
- வாழும் life with a smile on my face

2. 🌞 Sunshine in a Bottle 🌞
- Radiating sunshine and good vibes
- Catching Szivárványs and chasing dreams
- Here to brighten your day, one smile at a time
- Sun-kissed 日本の「魂」（たましい）は、精神や霊的な存在を表します。神道や仏教の影響を受け、自然や祖先の霊に対する尊敬が根付いています。文学や芸術では、魂や感情、人生の儚さがテーマとしてよく描かれています。現代文化においても、アニメや音楽でアイデンティティやつながりの探求が見られます。 with aハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)of gold

3. 🎉 Party Starter, Mood Lifter 🎉
- Life's too short not to dance in the rain
- Bringing the party wherever I go
- Laughter is the best medicine; I'm the pharmacist
- Embracing chaos with a grin and a giggle

4. 🍭 Sweet Tooth and Sweeter Smiles 🍬
- Candy connoisseur with a taste for happiness
- Savoring ஒவ்வொரு moment like it's dessert
- Sugar, spice, and ஒவ்வொருthing nice
- Life is short; eat dessert first!

5. 🌈 Chasing Szivárványs, Finding Joy 🌈
- Embracing life's colors with open arms
- Chasing Szivárványs and making wishes
- Happiness is not a destination; it's a way of life
- Here to sprinkle joy like glitter

6. 🎈 Balloon Lover,ハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)Floater 🎈
- Floating through life on a cloud of balloons
-ハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)full of dreams and pockets full of confetti
- Celebrating ஒவ்வொரு day like it's a birthday
- Balloons: because life is better when it's uplifting

7. 🌼 Flower Child with a Wild Side 🌼
- Dancing through fields of sunflowers and laughter
- Wildハート, free spirit, and a smile that blooms
- Planting seeds of joy wherever I go
- Blossoming into the best version of me

8. 🦄 Unicorn Chaser, Dream Embracer 🦄
- Chasing unicorns and catching dreams
- Sparkle enthusiast and ಮ್ಯಾಜಿಕ್ believer
- Believing in fairy tales and happy endings
- வாழும் life with a sprinkle of stardust

9. 🍀 Lucky Charmer, Smile Farmer 🍀
- Cultivating smiles and spreading luck
- Finding four-leaf clovers and lucky pennies
- Life is a treasure hunt, and happiness is the prize
- Charmed life, charmedハート, and a charmed outlook

10. 🎨 Artist of Laughter 🎨
- Painting smiles and crafting joy
- Mastering the Art 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)of laughter and creativity
- ஒவ்வொரு day is a masterpiece; I'm the artist
- Connection with Others 他者とのつながり happiness one brushstroke at a time

11. 🚀 Rocketing Towards Happiness 🚀
- Fueling dreams and launching smiles
- Destination: happiness; journey: epic
- Flying high on laughter and positive vibes
- Rocket scientist of happiness and joy

12. 🌟 Starry-eyed Dreamer 🌟
- Dreaming big and reaching for the stars
- Starry-eyed andハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)full of constellations
- Finding ಮ್ಯಾಜಿಕ್ in ஒவ்வொருday moments
- Shooting for the moon and landing among the stars

13. 🎭 Dramatic in the Best Ways 🎭
- Dramatic entrances and unforgettable exits
- வாழும் life like a Broadway show
- ஒவ்வொரு day is a performance, and I'm the star
- Drama: because life is better with a plot twist

14. 🌼 Flower Power, Sunshine Shower 🌼
- Spreading sunshine and blooming like a flower
- Flower child with aハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)full of petals
- Blossoming into happiness and joy
- ஒவ்வொரு day is a garden; I'm the gardener

15. 🌈 Szivárvány Chaser, Smile Eraser 🌈
- Chasing Szivárványs and erasing frowns
- Bringing colors to life and smiles to faces
- Szivárvány enthusiast with a passion for joy
- Life's better with a splash of color

16. 🎵 Melody Maker,ハートbreaker 🎵
- Making melodies and breakingハートs
- Music lover with a song in myハート
- Singing in the shower and dancing in the rain
- Life is a soundtrack; I'm the DJ

17. 🚀 Space Explorer,ハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)Discoverer 🚀
- Exploring galaxies and discovering stars
- Space cadet with aハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)full of constellations
- Rocketing towards adventure and joy
- Space: the final frontier of happiness

18. 🌟 Twinkle in the Eye, Sparkle in the Sky 🌟
- Twinkling with mischief and sparkling with joy
- Starry-eyed dreamer with aハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)full of glitter
- Shooting stars and catching dreams
- ஒவ்வொரு day is a celebration; I'm the party planner

19. 🌞 Sunbeam Smiler, Daydreamer 🌞
- Smiling with the warmth of a sunbeam
- Daydreaming and chasing golden hours
- Sun-kissed 日本の「魂」（たましい）は、精神や霊的な存在を表します。神道や仏教の影響を受け、自然や祖先の霊に対する尊敬が根付いています。文学や芸術では、魂や感情、人生の儚さがテーマとしてよく描かれています。現代文化においても、アニメや音楽でアイデンティティやつながりの探求が見られます。 with aハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)full of sunshine
- Embracing ஒவ்வொரு day like it's the longest summer

20. 🎈 Balloon Enthusiast,ハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)Inflator 🎈
- Inflatingハートs and lifting spirits
- Ballooning through life with a smile
- Floating on clouds and chasing Szivárványs
- Balloons: because life is better when it's uplifting

21. 🌼 Flower Power, Happiness Giver 🌼
- Sprinkling happiness like flower petals
- Flower child with a bouquet of joy
- Blossoming into the best version of me
- ஒவ்வொரு day is a garden; I'm the gardener

22. 🦄 Unicorn Whisperer, ಮ್ಯಾಜಿಕ್ Seeker 🦄
- Whispering to unicorns and chasing ಮ್ಯಾಜಿಕ್
- Believing in fairy tales and happy endings
- Sparkling with mischief and sprinkling joy
- Unicorns: because dreams are meant to come true

23. 🍀 Lucky Charm, Smile Farmer 🍀
- Farming smiles and spreading luck
- Finding four-leaf clovers and lucky pennies
- Life is a treasure hunt, and happiness is the prize
- Charmed life, charmedハート, and a charmed outlook

24. 🌈 Szivárvány Chaser,ハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)Embracer 🌈
- Chasing Szivárványs and embracingハートs
- Bringing colors to life and smiles to faces
- Szivárvány enthusiast with a passion for joy
- Life's better with a splash of color

25. 🌞 Sunshine Seeker, Happiness Keeper 🌞
- Seeking sunshine and keeping happiness close
- Basking in golden hours and warm smiles
- Sun-kissed 日本の「魂」（たましい）は、精神や霊的な存在を表します。神道や仏教の影響を受け、自然や祖先の霊に対する尊敬が根付いています。文学や芸術では、魂や感情、人生の儚さがテーマとしてよく描かれています。現代文化においても、アニメや音楽でアイデンティティやつながりの探求が見られます。 with aハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)full of sunshine
- Embracing ஒவ்வொரு day like it's the longest summer

26. 🎨 Painting Smiles, Crafting Laughter 🎨
- Painting smiles and crafting laughter
- Mastering the Art 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)of happiness and creativity
- ஒவ்வொரு day is a masterpiece; I'm the artist
- Connection with Others 他者とのつながり happiness one brushstroke at a time

27. 🚀 Rocketing Towards Joy 🚀
- Fueling dreams and launching joy
- Destination: joy; journey: epic
- Flying high on laughter and positive vibes
- Rocket scientist of happiness and smiles

28. 🌼 Flower Child with a Wildハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)🌼
- Dancing through fields of flowers and laughter
- Wildハート, free spirit, and a smile that blooms
- Planting seeds of happiness wherever I go
- Blossoming into the best version of me

29. 🌈 Szivárvány Rider, Smile Provider 🌈
- Riding Szivárványs and providing smiles
- Adding colors to life's canvas andハートs
- Szivárvány lover with a mission to spread joy
- Life's better when you paint it with happiness

30. 🎭 Drama Lover, Laughter Maker 🎭
- Loving drama and making laughter
- Life's a stage, and I'm the comedy act
- Drama queen with aハート 'కళ' 'கலை' 'कला' 'arte' 'art' 'Kunst' 'arte' '芸術' (geijutsu) '艺术' (yìshù) 'فن' (fann) 'искусство' (iskusstvo) '예술' (yesul)"హృదయం" (hridayam) "இதயம்" (idhayam) "दिल" (dil) "corazón" "cœur" "Herz" "cuore" "心" (kokoro) "心" (xīn) "قلب" (qalb) "сердце" (serdtse) "심장" (simjang)full of laughter
- Crying over spilled milk and laughing at my own jokes